28 Dec 2013 |

34 Reasons Why Motorcycles are Better Than Men

Okay so to make it fair after 20 reasons why motorcycles are better than women, here's 34 reasons why motorcycles are better than men....no idea why there are more!

Okay so to make it fair after 20 reasons why motorcycles are better than women, here's 34 reasons why motorcycles are better than men….no idea why there are more!

  • If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

  • Motorcycles don't snore.

  • Motorcycles never develop spare tires.

  • A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is. 

  • Motorcycles last longer. 

  • Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

  • You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.

  • Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.

  • One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.

  • Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.  

  • If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

  • Motorcycles don't care about breast size.

  • You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.

  • You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.

  • You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.

  • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.

  • Motorcycles don't make you late.

  • Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.

  • Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.

  • Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.

  • Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

  • Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.

  • Your motorcycle won't lie to you.

  • Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.

  • In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

  • Your motorcycle won't shrink when its cold.

  • If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.

  • You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.

  • Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.

  • Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

  • You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.

  • Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

  • Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.

  • You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.